Difference between revisions of "User:Kristoph"

Latest revision as of 18:05, 1 April 2013

Kristoph

Frontman for the band "Navel Brain-child", appearing with "Fudge Ointment" and "Crud Slacks Crevice" at the downtown Domodrome, this Tuesday. Tickets are 10$ at the door, 8$ in advance. Doors open at 8, Ladies drink free til 9.

This will be the third time we have edited this page, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 == '''Kristoph''' ==
-A dangerous man with many aliases. Do not approach. Do not invite inside.
+Frontman for the band "Navel Brain-child", appearing with "Fudge Ointment" and "Crud Slacks Crevice" at the downtown Domodrome, this Tuesday. Tickets are 10$ at the door, 8$ in advance. Doors open at 8, Ladies drink free til 9.
-He has been known to do such things as eat 8 hour old taco bell burritos. Polish off a pot of chili with an ice-cream scoop. Create desserts from obscure ingredients scrounged from both pantry and refrigeration devices. Dreams of chasing down and killing a large cow armed with only a knife and fork. This man is considered dangerous, especially if you are food.
+This will be the third time we have edited this page, and we have become ''exceedingly'' efficient at it.
-== Aliases ==
-King of No Pants - He was once King of Pants, but found the title (and the pants) too restrictive.
-Baconophile - He loves bacon.
-== Current Activities ==
-As of right now, Kristoph is currently being watched by at least three agents. Two of them have been inserted into his bi-weekly friday night activities. He seems to have no discernable motive, even remaining aloof during critical discussions, but has been noted on occasion to make clearly well-thought moves, provide tactical advice that suggest he's read a number of books, including Clausewitz' ''On War'' and studied a number of modern and ancient generals.

Difference between revisions of "User:Kristoph"

Latest revision as of 18:05, 1 April 2013

Kristoph

Navigation menu

Search